Act 1 yeyee

Romeo’s servants were h8tin’ on each other, sooo I was tryin’ to break up them scrapin’. Tybalt was trying get up in his grill, but Samson, Gregory, and Abraham would have at er’. I almost had this whole fight over with but Tybalt was hating on everyone, he was just looking for a scrap. When the prince came he shut everything down and said nobody could be h8ting on each other in his crib.

Romeo is venting to me about Rosaline and I am so done with that chick, she is doing nothing for Romeo except wreck his game, she’s a nasty beezy. He’s gotta get his head in the game and go for the gold. Rosaline aint going to put out anything, shes a promised virg. Get her outta your head, get in the game, check the hotty’s with bodys ouuuut. Shes going to look like a ugly cow, compared to the hotties out there in Verona. Im going to show Romeo a real woman, not the ugly chick he was scoping before, He hasn’t seen beauties till he see’s the Verona chicks.