Romeo is so happy now that he’s with Juliet, thank god Rosaline is gone…stupid h03. Sick wheels on the climbing of that wall Romeo…I knew you had it in ya, but you coulda told us where you were. We were lookin for ya all night. On the other hand I’m so glad you found Juliet, she’s made you so happy and not all depressed like that crazy beezy Rosaline. You still haven’t told me and Mercutio what went down between you and Juliet broski…a lot can happen on a balcony. If your gonna be dramastic… wrap it in plastic yo. But anyways congrats on your spouse!!!!
Juliet, braskiiiii, you be careful with our Romeo’s lil’ heart now. We don’t want no more sh1t goin down between our sides. LOL. It’s all ready pre bad. But maybe this wedding will bring are separate cr1bs together. You know h8ers gone h8. It could always change to some quality H to H’s. (Heart to Heart’s) Have you lovers thought about your honeymoon yet? Maui? Greece? Bahamas? Spain? Cuba? Paris... ewww no, not Paris. ;) So glad you didn’t end up with that Paris dude, I mean I know were not supposed to like eachother here but as long as your married to Romeo I have to watch chor back too and Paris is not the right choice for yaa, he’s a narst sea cow… and he can be married to Rosaline for all I care… J
But Rome-dawg lets chat about this whole shenanigan laterrrrrz.